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Quit acting like you don't stalk me on Facebook.
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Because of you I'm not a hooker
Congrats, you failed
I give
When I'm with you
Bitch please!
You make loving easy
Let's learn from other peoples mistakes
I like the gutter
You make my heart hum
I loved you with all my heart, and you broke it
Valentine's Day is for suckers
Driving
Getting married again
Tell it to the judge
Your eyes light up my soul
copy of Fuck them if they can't take a joke
When the going gets tough, the smart...
