Mom, sorry my huge head ruined your vagina.

Mom, thanks for not sleeping with any of my friend

If being a mother was easy father's would do it.

I hope a mediocre present will negate 364 days of

Quit acting like you don't stalk me on Facebook.

Because of you I'm not a hooker

I give

Bitch please!

Hahahahahahahahaha

Let's learn from other peoples mistakes