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I like the gutter
You make my heart hum
I loved you with all my heart, and you broke it
Valentine's Day is for suckers
Driving
Getting married again
Congratulations
What are those?
Tell it to the judge
Your eyes light up my soul
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Cute baby
There are more ass holes then fairy godmother's
It's time to celebrate
Kids are why I drink
People are stupid
Why ask me questions
Fuck puddle
When the going gets tough, the smart...